i hATE HAVING CRUSHES ON PEOPLE
itS WORSE WHEN THEY HAVE GIRLFRIENDS.
ITS WORSE WHEN THEY’RE IN A BAND AND DON’T KNOW YOU EXIST.
Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.
Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio
This is the line that has gotten me through life.
Jim Parsons on SNL "I’m not that guy"